Monday, 30 March 2015

ButtHurt Magazine - Issue 01


ButtHurt Magazine - Issue 01

Well I'll be a zebra's ass. It's the first issue of ButtHurt Magazine!

Well I'll be a zebra's ass. It's the first issue of ButtHurt Magazine!


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Using the word 'girl'

From ‘coloured’ to ‘terrorist’, the spoken word is a minefield these days. But the BBC surpassed itself in May last year after cutting the word ‘girl’ from a documentary about the Commonwealth Games, fearing it might cause offence.  Broadcaster Mark Beaumont, 31, quipped “I am not sure I can live that down – being beaten by a 19-year-old girl.” after  being thrown by female judo champion Cynthia Rahming:
Miss Rahming said: “I wasn’t offended – I didn’t find it sexist”, but the word was still pulled.    

Clapping.

Apparently there are people that have their anxiety triggered by the sound of applause. Yes, hand clapping.   National Union of Students Women's Conference in Britain recently tweeted,  "Some delegates are requesting that we move to jazz-hands rather than clapping, as it's triggering anxiety. Please be mindful!" Jazz hands in performance dance is the extension of a performer's hands with palms toward the audience and fingers splayed. It is commonly associated with especially exuberant types of performance such as musicals, cheerleading, show choir, revue, and especially jazz dance shows.

I fully expect one day to hear the phrase, "I went to a Women's conference, and a musical broke out!"

I only have one last thing to say to these sensitive types. 

Suck it!  Suck it!   Yeah!  I'm clapping! Oh, yeah. Feel it!  Feel the approval!

Smiling at women


According to a study by Northeastern University, in Boston, a conclusion was made that men who smile at women and behave in a warm, friendly, chivalrous manner are guilty of “benevolent sexism” that was, in its own weird way, as harmful as shouting abuse at a woman. The study watched 54 students play a trivia game, and concluded that benevolent sexism is "one of the driving forces behind gender inequality in our society". 

Hey, maybe the the real conclusion should of been, "This is why women date assholes."


Dippy-the-Dinosaur!


Back in January,a model of a 66-million-year-old diplodocus was going to be retired from the Natural History Museum in London.  A "Save Dippy" protest ensued.  Dippy's replacement was a Blue Whale, and was chosen to remind us, of our immense environmental responsibilty. yaddah, yaddah.  Some people dared to say they preferred dinosaurs, which must of annoyed some enviro-nazis somewhere because out came the labelling of 'Dippy' fans as "climate-change-denyers". 

According to their bizarre logic, if you prefer dinosaurs to whales, you're basically responsible for global warming.  I'd suggest these people jump off a bridge, and thus reduce their own carbon footprint, to zero. 

Dippy, would of wanted it that way.

The Athena tennis-girl poster


A poster from 1979 of a bare bottomed female tennis player was to be part of a display at Wimbledon. The poster which has had 20 million sales since its first release, was labeled "sexist" by the Everyday Sexism Project, who apparently have nothing better to do than to label things. The critics were quoted as saying that they wanted it "eradicated from history."  That's pretty tough talk coming from a group that wants the whole world to be a safe space for overly sensitive women.  What next? Hit squads to collect and destroy the posters like a good ol fashioned Nazi book burning?  To fully eradicate it from history, would they hunt down the photographer who shot the picture?  Maybe eradicate his offspring too!  Hey, then they could make the female tennis stars wear Burqas.

The Wimbledon bosses, like most gutless corporations, apologized.

While we're at it maybe we should get rid of the Venus de Milo as well.  Not only is she topless, but she has no hands, so she probably has her anxiety triggered when people applause.  Jazz hands everyone, jazz hands!

Minecraft


Apparently Minecraft is too violent for the country of Turkey.  Turkey’s Family and Social Policies Ministry says the blood-drenched game is too much for kids.  Their concern is that kids might confuse the real world, with the game world where if you continually hit an animal, it turns into a plucked chicken or a cut of beef. 

Yeah, I tried that myself once.   I beat a car with a stick, but it refused to turn into a Swanson's t.v. dinner.

This concludes this issue of Butt-Hurt magazine.

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LINKS


http://www.technobuffalo.com/2015/03/14/is-minecraft-too-violent-for-turkey/

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/wimbledon-bosses-forced-to-apologise-for-tweeting-sexist-athena-tennis-girl-poster-10118776.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11376566/Save-Dippy-outcry-over-Natural-History-Museum-plan-to-eject-famous-dinosaur.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/11461901/Chilvary-could-indicate-hidden-sexism-study-finds.html

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/32032291

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2640004/BBC-mauled-ruling-girl-offensive-word-MP-leads-growing-outcry-politically-correct-censorship.html








Wednesday, 25 March 2015

The Mangina Chronicles: Chapter 1



 The Mangina Chronicles: Chapter 1



 
The Mangina Chronicles: Chapter 1

The Mangina Chronicles: Chapter 1


Names and places have been changed. The Mangina Chronicles, follows the real life experiences of someone I will refer to as Mangina Fred.

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 TRANSCRIPT




Names and places have been changed. The Mangina Chronicles, follows the real life experiences of someone I will refer to as Mangina Fred.

 
Ivy:  Hi! I am Emily. My Mom is a feminist, and my Dad is a Mangina. These are their stories.

Part 1.
The Coffee.
Mangina Fred called me the other day.  He's a cheap bugger, so he recently got some free coffee with a seven-eleven coupon.  He discovered that, somehow, the caffeine helps him deal with his wife and child better.  However, his wife complains she doesn't like the smell of coffee. He said the next time he gets a coffee, that maybe he'll just wait for his coffee to get cold, before he brings it into the house.  I suggested the next time she complains about the smell of coffee, that he just talk to himself aloud and ask himself, "What kind of Nazi tells me what I can drink in my own home?" Not surprisingly. he did not take my advice.

Part 2.
The Dog Walker.
With her various chronic illnesses, some probably imagined, Mangina Fred's wife, has convinced him that the cold night air bothers her breathing. She really just hates the cold. So every night around 9 pm, he is the one that takes the dog for a walk, so that it can do its business. Last February, our area broke a record, the average daily low temperature was minus 19 Celsius, or for our American friends, -2.2 Fahrenheit.  Although his wife seems to love their $1900 dog more than her own child, or husband for that matter, it was his responsibility to take the groomers as well. So on the first day of March, he takes the dog to get groomed (which coincidently was the warmest day in over a month).  The dog groomer took longer than expected, so because he has the only car, she had to walk a few blocks to pick up their kid from school, and all the way back.  She was not happy.  Somehow in her warped logic, it was her husband's fault, and not the groomer.

Part 3.
GPS.
Mangina Fred's wife takes the 7 year old kid to Brownies, on other side of town;  and has over an hour to kill. Fred suggested she drive down the road, a few blocks,  to a mall to check out a store for a birthday present, for their kid's friend.  She refuses, he says "fine" in a calm voice, then she decides to go.  She gets to the store, and after she was done looking, leaves the store, and somehow forgot which direction she came from, and makes a wrong turn. She gets lost, calls him on her cell phone, and proceeds to blame him, for her getting lost.  After he gives her directions on how to get back, she makes it back in plenty of time to pick up their kid from her meeting. I asked Fred if they had GPS in the car.  He said there is GPS in car, but she can't be bothered to learn it.  Not knowing what make or model, I asked him if there was an icon on the touch-screen called "Home".  There is.

Part 4.
Blood-pressure.
Not surprisingly, Fred's last visit with his doctor revealed that he might have high blood pressure. It measured 165 over 90-something. To be sure that he wasn't just suffering from "white coat syndrome", he was told to wear a special blood-pressure cuff, which would record his blood-pressure , for 24 hours, every half hour.  Fred's wife says she's concerned about it, but told me that she pins the blame all on their 7 year old autistic daughter. Not a single mention of her own role, his Dad's deteriorating health from Parkinson's disease, him picking up the slack because she is sick more often than not, or him doing the majority of the housework and child rearing.

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Saturday, 21 March 2015

Cruise Ship Full of Feminists: Irritable Bow Movement

Cruise Ship Full of Feminists: Irritable Bow Movement


Ms. Magazine takes a shit in the ocean
Ms. Magazine takes a shit in the ocean





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Today's video is called, "Cruise-ship Full of Feminists: Irritable Bow Movement."

No, it's not a punch-line, but an actual cruise vacation that was arranged by Miz Magazine for their readers, and various feminist "thought leaders."  I found this video in the public domain, and the video is titled "Miz Magazine takes a shit in the ocean."  Originally I thought it was just describing their ideology, but it was actually more about the environmental impact of the cruise-ship.  The video also, expose double standards, and classism that feminism is known for; particularly the critique that it's "First World Feminism" which is more concerned about the right to be comfortable, rather than anything else.

I won't talk over this video, but I will add my 2 cents, in bright and cheery yellow text.

This video is rated "PG", for Pretty God-awful music.
Well let's start the video, maybe we'll see some sexy, fit bodies by the pool !  

(watch the video for the rest!)





Tuesday, 17 March 2015

2014 Was a Tough Year To Be Female - Yeah whatever

2014 Was a Tough Year To Be Female - Yeah whatever


Take 2 and call someone who cares.
Take 2 and call someone who cares.



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Today's video is called, "2014 Was a Tough Year To Be Female?"

Leave it to Huffington Post, Canadian edition, to put the victim back into feminism. After several Muffington Boast articles screeching how great 2014 was for feminism, and intangible accomplishments, someone must of pulled the alarm bell, indicating  that their victim status levels were critically low.  Enter stage left, or leftist, article titled "2014 Was a Tough Year To Be Female."

Here are the highlights of the article.

First up was the Boko Haram kidnapping 400 Nigerian schoolgirls.

  Firstly, Stop inflating numbers. According to AfricaCheck.org, the officials say 276.  I'd say it was a bit tougher for the 59 boys that were killed in a boarding school in north-eastern Nigeria. They ranged in age from 11 to 18.  Some were locked in buildings with the buildings then set on fire. Why did the press spring to action when young women were kidnapped, but were virtually unmoved when it was young boys who were being slaughtered and burned alive?

Amnesty International released a report detailing how scores of girls -- some as young as 10 years old -- have committed suicide after being raped and tortured by ISIS members in Syria and Iraq.

How is this different from any other war torn region? As far as suicides go, the National Institute for Healthcare Research, in Rockville-Merrylind, says that divorce now ranks as the number one factor linked with suicide rates in major U.S. cities, ranking above all other physical, financial, and psychological factors. Overall, Men were nearly 4.8 times as likely to commit suicide as women. I didn't see any clamour in the media about this in 2014, and don't expect any in 2015.


This year ... marked 25 years since a lone gunman stormed into an engineering class at Montreal's Ecole Polytechnique, ordered all the men out of the room and then shot 24 female students; 14 died.
  I'd still say it was a bit tougher for the 59 boys that were killed in a boarding school by Boko Haram.  I very much doubt that will be remembered next year, let alone 25 years from now.

This year ... Jeff O'Neil of Vancouver's CFOX Radio suggested on-air that a host at another station should ask Justin Trudeau which female political figures he would like to "f---, marry or kill." ..

Although this was in poor taste, it was done by a radio comedian, and hardly worth making someone's year... tough. We are being conditioned to become hysterical in regards to any comment made by any person in society that demeans women in any way. it's becoming increasingly easy to conflate any negative comments and jokes with actually promoting violence against women.  .... it's just a joke and in no way condones violence against men or women. Still, I would of liked to see our potential Prime Minister, a male feminist, squirm when approached by this question. Panzi. This is the hallmark of a feminized Beta mindset – to believe that “guys being guys” is inherently aberrant. It’s something other guys do.

This year ... Zahra Abdille and her two sons were murdered by her husband in Toronto, even though she had seemingly done all the 'right' things that abused women are supposed to do when leaving our husbands.
  That's terrible. Not as terrible as the woman in Winnipeg that hid the bodies of 6 babies in a U-Haul locker. Or the Quebec woman who drowned her 3 kids, aged 5, 4 and 2.  In Alberta, the mother who electrocuted her 2 boys in the tub. And I haven't even mentioned that children are 2.4 times more likely to be killed by their mothers than their fathers.  I guess one visible-minority woman trumps all of these stories.


Apple and Facebook each offered to pay female employees $20,000 towards the cost of freezing their eggs. Neither company increased the length of paid maternity leave.  Coming from a Canadian publication, for Canadians, what do we care what Apple and Facebook is doing in the US? What was the purpose of ignoring that in Canada you get 1 year of paid maternity leave?



a group of male dentistry students at Dalhousie University formed a special group on Facebook. They posted comments about raping unconscious women and polled group members on which female classmates they would like to "hate f---."   This year I learned that anything said in a closed group, or among friends, can and will be used against you. Women are constantly demanding 'safe spaces', while men are constantly seeing traditional male spaces disappear. How many men's only barbershops do you see? Has anyone even seen a gentlemen's club; these were popular private clubs up until the early 20th century, like the Savile Club in London. Gee, not a single doilee in sight.



This year ... several women also came forward to tell their stories of allegedly being drugged and raped by Bill Cosby.
 This year I saw that simply hearsay can ruin a man.  They say it can take years before a woman can be comfortable with contacting police, due to emotional trauma, but, 20 years?  30 years? Something smells really fishy here, when they literally could of received more attention had they come forward when the Cosby Show was at the top of the TV ratings. Why now?   I still can't get over the fact that for a gender that is labelled as nurturing, not one pressed charges simply to prevent future victims.
Some are coming forward to testify in legislatures, in order to remove the statue of limitations, essentially putting rape on par with murder.  Statues of limitation exist to protect defendants. After longer periods of time, a defendant might have lost evidence to disprove a stale claim, and long-dormant claims are generally done for purposes of cruelty, not justice. They serve a purpose and this purpose should be upheld.

Now this may not necessarily ruin Cosby, but simple accusations from an unknown accuser can get any man attending a US college expelled.  Apparently due process is not required.

This year ... female celebrities made headlines for their bodies instead of their talent. Kim Kardashian posed full frontally nude for 'Paper'  magazine
Silly girl. That IS Kim Kardashian's talent. Or is Kim hiding some degree in nuclear science?


This year ... we watched grainy footage showing football star Ray Rice sucker punch his fiancĂ©e Janay, knock her out cold and then drag her unconscious body out of an elevator.   This year, I learned as a man, that no matter how often you are hit by a woman, you should just sit there like a simpleton and take it. Afterall, you are a disposable male.  I also learned that a strong, confident feminist like Beyonce will simply stand there while her deranged sister attacks her husband.  I guess stand by your man is simply is just a Tammy Wynette song.


Overall, out of this list, only 4 of the 10 even happened in Canada. So why the fascination that every other country in the world has to be just like us, including countries that simply hate us? This concludes this article...

Just have to clean up my desk a bit. Then I...

Ouch!

A paper cut!

Wow.

2015 is going to be a tough year for men.  Maybe I should get a sex change operation.


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