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Monday, 23 February 2015

9 stupid ways student unions use student money



9 stupid ways student unions use student money


How on earth can you lose money selling beer on campus?
How on earth can you lose money selling beer on campus?


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This is Canadian MGTOW.  Having fun, and not giving a shit...


Today's video is called, "9 stupid ways student unions use student money"

In my view, universities are merely infrastructure to support the left’s assembly-line indoctrination of the masses. Universities have turned into politically correct zones, rampant with feminism and other "isms".  While students may protest to their governments about rising tuition rates, I have yet to see any protesting their own student unions.  As you will see, some of the student union executives, already arrive politically correct and inept.

Number 1.

Spending money to stifle debate

Universities should be places where people can debate each other with ideas.  Student unions often try to shut down debate.  University of Toronto Students' Union attempted to shut down a U of T sanctioned speech by Dr. Warren Farrell, a well known Men's Rights Advocate. I did read in another article that no money was spent specifically  on this protest, but how much time and effort was used by these student executives; many of whom are paid a salary. Brandon University regularly tries to keep out anti-abortion groups.  The University of Ottawa managed to cancel Ann Coulter from giving a speech.

The attempt to shut down the Men's Rights speaker was particularly annoying to me, and symbolizes everything  wrong with political correctness and feminism in Canada.  They feel free to publicly harass males, defy the police and physically intimidate anyone who went to see the speech, all the while claiming to be powerless.  The left is often heard promoting "diversity", "respecting other voices", and being "inclusive" but what I see in practice is the opposite.  The heavy police presence was due to these same people blocking the entrance of the lecture hall.  Apparently they like free speech, but only THEIR own free speech.  Last time I checked, the dictionary said a University was a SCHOOL, not a political party.

Number 2.

Spending money  on partisan political protesters

One union executive director was arrested during a demonstration in Toronto where the flag of the terrorist Tamil Tigers was flown.  The charges were later withdrawn, but she did manage to get several student unions to set up a defense fund for her legal defense.  Another example was in Ottawa, which is 280 miles away from Toronto. Their student federation spent money to bus students to a G20 summit in Toronto, to protest,

capitalism.

No doubt these protesting students were using the very products of capitalism like cell phones, tablets, and laptops on the 5 to 6 hour bus ride.

Number 3.

Spend it on big concerts that few, show up at. 

Memorial University Students’ Union lost $100,000 when they paid Snoop Dog $300,000 to play in St. John's.  Of the 6,200 seats in the arena, they only sold 2,500 tickets.  One university in British Columbia managed to lose $128,000 on Jay Sean. Yeah, I don't know who that is either.

Number 4.

Losing money selling beer

to students.

University of Windsor had a campus pub called the Thirsty Scholar. After years of inexplicable losses, came the news that the pub had gone into debt to the tune of $1,200,000.  That amounts to $100 for each of the 12,000 students, or, 15 rounds per student.

Number 5.

Paying student union staff a lot.

One executive director of the McMaster Association of Part-time Students, was paid a salary of $126,151.  Although such a high salary is rare,  it is common for elected student union leaders to offer other staff members raises, then benefiting themselves when they are later hired as staff themselves.

Number 6.

Acting flippant with other people's money.

When one student union's vice president of finance admitted to forging cheques, neither the University of Regina's Students Union, nor the Canadian Federation of Students (for which she worked for) called the police or tried to recover the money.

Number 7.

Bail me out like Greece.

Wilfred Laurier University, in Waterloo Ontario, bailed out their student union to the tune of $1,400,000.  A former student of the university, and member of the student union, gave an example of how he was gifted a thousand dollar camera (still under warranty).

Number 8.

Taking money to fund things that no longer exist.

Ryerson University had a radio station which the student union gave $300,000 a year to run, until the CRTC took away the stations license.  The union continued the levy even though the radio station no longer existed. So what do you do with the equipment in the radio station, that wasn't already stolen?  Why, you buy it all back!  The very same equipment that students money had paid for previously.

Number 9.

Building Housing.

Queen's university student union built co-op housing in the early 1970s at a cost of $4,500,000, and named the 16 and a half story building "Elrond College."  It was named for a Lord of the Rings character, and boasted "innovations" such as 10-bedroom apartments that would house a dozen students each. There were also elevators that would stop only on floors 3, 6, 9, 12, and 15. Don't ask me why.  The managers of the building were all students, with the most experienced managers leaving every 4 years as they got their degrees and left.  With a collective managerial experience spanning  4 years, or less, eventually Elrond went bankrupt and was sold for $1,500,000. A net loss of 3 million, not to mention the numerous bailouts from the university.

If these student union executives are our future leaders, then we are in trouble.  Come to think of it, this explains our CURRENT leaders.  It all makes sense now.


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Thursday, 19 February 2015

50 Shades of Stupid



 50 Shades of Stupid


You'll understand once you watch the video
You'll understand once you watch the video


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This is Canadian MGTOW.  Having fun, and not giving a shit about "50 Shades of Grey."


Today's video is called, "50 Shades of Stupid."

My femi-fascist friend will be reading actual quotes from the romance book "50 Shades of Grey" which was recently released as a movie. The main characters are a college graduate, Anastasia, and a young business magnate, Christian Grey. Seriously, who uses the word magnate? Where is my top hat? Sheesh.


"I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of The Communist Manifesto."
Yup.  When I think "red cheeks', I definitely think of The Communist manifesto.  Red cheeks are often found on irritated fascists like feminists, and the asses of submissive manginas.

"I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone."
This is as bad as, Kirk Van Houten's song title, "Can I borrow a feeling?"   How can you hear a smile?  Does he have really crusty lips? He should get that, checked out!.




"And from a very tiny, underused part of my brain - probably located at the base of my medulla oblongata near where my subconscious dwells - comes the thought: He's here to see you."
She's in a heap of trouble if she asks the possibly insoluble question, "Why?"  The frontal lobe, which is the area of the brain that controls logical reasoning has left the building.


"His lips part, like he's taking a sharp intake of breath, and he blinks. For a fraction of a second, he looks lost somehow, and the Earth shifts slightly on its axis, the tectonic plates sliding into a new position." 
"Centre of the Universe", is the term used derisively by residents of the rest of Canada in reference to the city. Apparently they are all wrong.  It was Mr. Grey all along!



"He smiles, then strides with renewed purpose out of the store, slinging the plastic bag over his shoulder, leaving me a quivering mass of raging female hormones."
My medulla oblongata is struggling with this, but did he just leave Bed, Bath, and Beyond, WITHOUT paying?



"Holy crap! He's wearing a white shirt, open at the collar, and tray flannel pants that hang from his hips." 
Holy crap!  In Soviet Russia you don't wear clothes. Clothes hang from you!  Wait until she discovers belt technology, and it is wireless!  She must be a MAC user.


"Holy crap… just-fooked pigtails do not suit me, either."
That's why you keep your mouth open, dear.

"He steps out of his Converse shoes and reaches down and takes his socks off individually. Christian Grey's feet … wow… what is it about naked feet?"
This.
Is.
So.
Hot. 

I digress.

"Now I know what all the fuss is about. Two orgasms… coming apart at the seams, like the spin cycle on a washing machine, wow."
Apparently you can get washing machines at the Dollar Store now.  Good for 1 wash cycle.

Maybe.
 



 "Look at me," he breathes, and I stare up into his smouldering grey gaze. It is his Dom gaze - cold, hard and sexy as hell, seven shades of sin in one enticing look."
I see adjectives were on sale when this was written. Is the seven shades of sin referring to the 7 deadly sins, or am I giving the author way too much credit.

Yes.

Too much credit.



"What's wrong? What did that creepy good-looking bastard do?"
She has such a way with words. Probably coming from that very tiny, underused part of her brain - probably located at the base of her medulla oblongata near where her subconscious dwells.

 "My stomach somersaults - he wants me…in a weird way, true, but this beautiful, strange, kinky man wants me."
Same old story.  It's only harassment, if the guy is ugly. 


"His tone is so... so directorial, his usual control freak. I imagine him as an old-time movie director wearing jodhpurs, holding an old-fashioned megaphone and a riding crop. The image makes me laugh out loud."

Don't get me started about jodhpurs!



"I flush at the waywardness of my subconscious - she's doing her happy dance in a bright red hula skirt at the thought of being his."

There's  a quote that goes like this.

 “To access your subconscious, is to access your 'higher-self.”

Apparently Anastasia's higher self is a Hula dancer. 

My own subconscious however, is like the ocean, only deeper and less polluted.

"My very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba."
Here we go again with the dance moves.  I  sometimes wonder how this new generation will all be dancing when they go to each other's weddings because all their generation knows is grinding...


"I had no idea giving pleasure could be such a turn-on, watching him writhe subtly with carnal longing. My inner goddess is doing the meringue with some salsa moves." 
 Oh, there she goes again. How self-centered, would a woman have to be, that it would be a revelation that giving pleasure could be a turn on?

Such a revelation!

Let's Dance!


"Hmmm… he's soft and hard at once, like steel encased in velvet, and surprisingly tasty."
Om nom nom nom nom.  Next!


"His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel... or something."
Or something. Apparently the author was so busy writing the book, she could not complete entire thoughts.  I'll just assume the "something" is an anvil, or a salt lick

 "The orange juice tastes divine. It's thirst-quenching and refreshing."
Fifty Shades of Sunny D!  Reach for Sunny D, after getting the D?

"Oh my… sweat and body wash and Christian. It's a heady cocktail - so much better than a margarita, and now I can speak from experience." 
Gee, I hope it's gluten free. Crap!  I could of had a V-8!

"I eye Christian's toothbrush. It would be like having him in my mouth. "
So he has a pencil dick with bristles on the end?  Will a 50 Shades of Grey toothbrush be on the market soon? Naturally it will have to be a spin brush.

Anyhoo...

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Desticate - To squeak like a rat.
Gilly-gaupus - Awkward person, foolish or silly person.
Gadzookery - Use of archaic words or expressions. Example is ye, thee, dost, etc.
Galimatias - Stupid, meaningless talk.



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